A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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A homosexual walks into a church

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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baby seal walks into a club

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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Help I'm being raped!

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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