Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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Woman Rights

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Take off your shoes.

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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