- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

baby seal walks into a club

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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