- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

I LIKE TRAINS

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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