Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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Melbourne Football Club.

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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I drive a 'rarri

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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