- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

What's up brah brah

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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