How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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whats 69+2? 71

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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Knock knock What?

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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