- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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