There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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guess what chicken butt

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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every cloud has a silver lining

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David Silberberg is gay

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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whoa there

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rebecca is a hard worker

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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