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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

i have to pee out my ass.

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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