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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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Rick Santorum 2012

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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