A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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u jelly?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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baby seal walks into a club

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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