- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

knock knock "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

want a balloon? yeah

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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