- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

Gangnam style

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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