- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

I was so fat I went on a diet

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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