What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

Why does life suck? Because it does

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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