- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

skurfboards we love fat kids

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Kelly Clarkson

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

bacon

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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