- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

to get to the other side.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

My Nan, that is all.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

"knock knock" "Come in"

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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