- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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