What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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Women's rights

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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kevin kim

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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what do you watch ? a tv

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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