whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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gay marriage.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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