Im black

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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yes... that's the joke

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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womens rights

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Harry Styles

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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