- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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