- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

Why is pi? Because circles.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.