- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

A man's car broke down on a lonely country road in the middle of a stormy night. Spotting a light in a farmhouse nearby, he made his way there through the mud and driving rain, and knocked on the door. The farmer who lived there answered, and said what while he didn't have any room in the house, the barn would provide shelter and warmth until morning. Thankful for the hospitality, the stranded man made his way to the barn and made a place to sleep in the hay. As the lightning flickered outside, briefly illuminating the barn's interior, he noticed knot-holes in the wood of the stall walls, and the hoses of a milking machine laying nearby. He then fell fast asleep. The farmer woke him up in the morning, and together they rode on a tractor to the road to make the necessary repairs to the man's automobile, but only after enjoying a country breakfast prepared by the farmer's wife and lovely eighteen year old daughter.

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

I am a nigger.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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