- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Kelly Clarkson

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

bacon

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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