How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

Knock, Knock Come in

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Penis

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

baby seal walks into a club

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

Tunechi

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

Knock knock! Ding dong.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

knock knock Labrinth come in

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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