How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why is this funny? cause it is funny

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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