A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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