- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

What's 9+10? 19

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

racism...deal with it!

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

I LIKE TRAINS

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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