What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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Roey Jegen

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Abortion

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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Anti Joke

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