- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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