What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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knock knock who's there no one

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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