What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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