what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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lol a man is drowning

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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Fiats

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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