Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

skurfboards we love fat kids

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

Knock knock. Death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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