I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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A man's car broke down on a lonely country road in the middle of a stormy night. Spotting a light in a farmhouse nearby, he made his way there through the mud and driving rain, and knocked on the door. The farmer who lived there answered, and said what while he didn't have any room in the house, the barn would provide shelter and warmth until morning. Thankful for the hospitality, the stranded man made his way to the barn and made a place to sleep in the hay. As the lightning flickered outside, briefly illuminating the barn's interior, he noticed knot-holes in the wood of the stall walls, and the hoses of a milking machine laying nearby. He then fell fast asleep. The farmer woke him up in the morning, and together they rode on a tractor to the road to make the necessary repairs to the man's automobile, but only after enjoying a country breakfast prepared by the farmer's wife and lovely eighteen year old daughter.

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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giddy goat

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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