osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

Rick santorum

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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