- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

Anyone??????????/

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

lol

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

Priority parking for hybrid cars

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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