- Anti Joke

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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Patriarchy.

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.