Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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Dislike this.

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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Hey, Max!!

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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