Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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This is not an anti joke.

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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