today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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Poop!!

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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What black and has children A black man

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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