Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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David Silberberg is gay

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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