What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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Neither have I

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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