What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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Jews

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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