- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why is this funny? cause it is funny

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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