- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Come in.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

Kim Kardashian got a job.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A Sloth runs...

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

This is a joke setup.

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