- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

try slamming a revolving door

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

child labor

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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