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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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