- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

knock knock. come in.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

elen degeneres is straight....

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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