Abortion

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What black and has children A black man

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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