i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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Yeah right loser!

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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Women's rights.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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