- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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baby seal walks into a club

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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