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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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penis

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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BOTTOM!!!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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Neither have I

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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weston cage

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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