Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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to get to the other side.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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"33"

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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Type 2 diabetics

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shut up kobe!

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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