How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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