- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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