- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

you know whats funny... nothing.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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