- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

This is a joke setup.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

A Sloth runs...

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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