Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

a pornstar comes early to a party

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

You have cancer

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

womens rights

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