The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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E= McVagina

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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There's my tractor.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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