tims sty:)

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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This one sucks!

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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